i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better
Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man … living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money. — George Carlin (via observando)
y’all joke on here but really idgaf about the beatles
Whoopi’s face is like "I’m glad that lil’ white girl said it cuz you know what would happen if I did…"I love how Sarah’s face isn’t even joking she’s just so fed up with the bullshit.
(Source: total-queer-move, via queerandpresentdanger)